So President Obama has reportedly tapped White House Chief of Staff Jack Lew to take over as Secretary of the Treasury.

It's okay if you nodded off during that sentence.  The important thing is that the Treasury Secretary's signature, of course, appears on our money:

...and this is Jack Lew's signature:

WOW.  Could we really see that limp spring of a signature on actual U.S. currency?  That is one lazy signature, and I KNOW from lazy signatures.  Because my signature, over the years, has basically devolved into an M and a line:

Let's duke this out.  Whose terrible signature reigns supreme?!?


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Poll: Whose signature is lazier?
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