1.) The Senior Smack Sisters - In Stroudsburg, County District Attorney David Christine, along with most of the city, says he's shocked that two sisters, aged 65 and 70, have been charged with selling heroin!

Police said the women are believed to have been dealing heroin out of their homes for almost six months and pulling in about $10,000 a week in sales.

A 28-year-old Allentown man was accused of being their supplier.

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2.) You've Got Questions? Hes Got Fists - Let's hope this isn't Radio Shack's standard return policy. In Eau Claire, Wisconsin, one 52-year-old Radio Shack employee is facing disorderly conduct and battery charges after punching a customer for trying to return something.

After the employee refused to accept the return, the customer asked for a manger. That's when the employee began punching the poor guy.

Another customer in the store quickly called 911.

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3.) Nudity to a Biblical Proportion - In Stratford, New York, police arrested 31-year-old Angelo Dicks after they found him walking naked down a local beach.

Police received calls from several other beach goers claiming the guy also was spotted allegedly lying nude on the sand close to a number of families with young children.

When asked what he was thinking, Dicks told police he was simply imitating living the life of Jesus -- oh and that he didn't want to have a bikini line.

After first refusing to get dressed and leave the beach, Dicks was ultimately arrested after a brief struggle with officers.

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